My life as a nomadic blogger begins here!

Hello.

I am your host, Calisus Shalten, of the world famous Shalten family!!

I recently became one of the homeless masses, traveling the world at 18,000 miles per hour in my rocket sled, the NOMADIC WRITER for lack of a better title.

Homeless writer sounds just too media driven but if you wish, you may call me that as well.

To read my full story, you may click on the below link and marvel on how well I can spell simple words without using a dictionary or my toes!

I AM OFFICIALLY HOMELESS – TRUE TALES FROM A NEWLY MINTED NOMADIC WRITER

So anyways, instead of repeating myself, like HOW AWFUL IT IS and such, I will start this blog like you've been following me since the beginning!

April 24th, 2017 - Butte, Montana

I am sitting at the library, still.

For some reason, it's easier to write here.

I'm guessing the books, the great authors, inspire me, their words filling my brain with ideas.

I wonder what they would say about my situation.

"Loser!" screams Shakespeare.

"Shaddup! You're dead!" I scream.

I applied for some benefits.

Housing assistance, food stamps, a hooker named Billie, a case of Steel Reserve.

The usual stuff a nomadic writer/blogger/crazed patient at the state home should apply for my.

My friends, all imaginary, told me I should.

1st question - ARE YOU HOMELESS?

Answer: Why yes, yes I am.  (Note to reader: A good friend of mine is allowing to sleep on her couch. She very nice and some day, when I become rich and famous, she'll be the first person I give a nice beach home to so she can soak her toes in the blue waters on her private sandy beach!)

2nd question - WHAT IS YOUR MAILING ADDRESS?

Answer: Third garbage can behind Walmart. (Note to reader: I actually give my friend's address.  Again, if she reads this, big vacation home on the beach!! Nice sandy beach! )

3rd Question - ANY LIQUID ASSETS?

Answer - Sure do! Steel Reserve!! 8 percent alcohol drink of the Gods!! $1.99 a can, tall boys too!! 

4th Question - ANY REAL ESTATE HOLDINGS?

Answer - The world! Tis mine! All of it!!! I'm only allowing you peons to stay here cause I'm a nice guy!!!!

5th Question - LAND LORD REFERENCES?

Answer - Jesus Christ

6th Question - ADDRESS OF REFERENCES?

Answer - Cleveland, Ohio

7th Question - PHONE NUMBER?

Answer - Dial 1. Wait for the beep! Ask for the Pope. He'll know!

I hit submit.

The wonders of technology amazing me even to this day.

"Please print this form out, fill out and submit to:"

Some address giving.

Also, I can fax it.

I will do that later.